Eat A Chiquita

We recently had the pleasure of sitting down and talking to one of our favorite fruits, Pineapple. We were curious about him and wanted to get to know him better, about his life, his relationships and his hopes and dreams. He was kind enough to allow us to share our interview with you. You’ll find out, as we did, that the pineapple is often misunderstood, and just wants to be loved. Just like you and me.

Q & A With Pineapple

Hey Pineapple. Are you currently in a relationship?

Unfortunately I’m not at the moment. I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she put me in the freezer. I’m just like anyone else, I’ve got needs. Sometimes I feel so misunderstood but trust me, I’m only prickly on the outside.

Why did she leave you?

I took a whole year getting ready just for her, and she takes two hours. I’m a dude. What dude do you know who takes an entire year getting ready for his girlfriend? Let alone anyone else. I do. I’m that invested in being my best.

What are you looking for in a relationship?

I just want someone to love me. Keep me in a warm climate like I’m used to and I’ll do just about anything for you. I’m at my best when I smell sweet. I have heard of other pineapples finding people who take great care of them, so I’m looking for someone like that. I’d love to meet someone soon.

Favorite movie?

I love any film with pineapples in it and of course, anything with Jim Carrey in it. He’s hilarious!

Best friend?

I get along with almost everyone. Sometimes I like to hang out in orange juice. Mango juice is fun too for a change of pace. I love spending time with pizza, but you probably already know that. Lettuce and I chill sometimes too. It all depends on the occasion!

What would you say is the theme song to your life?

Today, it would be “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner. I really like the ‘70s.

Special Thanks to Pineapple for taking the time to chat with us. If you want to find out more about Pineapple (and maybe hang out sometime), check out some of his nutritional stats and learn some unique facts; you might just have something in common.