We sat down with the coolest of fruits this weekend and she allowed us to pick her blue brain, because she's a special lady.
Hey blueberry, you look very beautiful this summer day. I love your white cocktail dress.
Thank you. Spring and Summer are my favorite seasons, it's when I'm at my peak.
I love that powder you use on your face. Who makes it?
Oh that's not makeup, that's natural. It protects me because I'm delicate and delicious. You really want to try to avoid wiping that off me if you want me to last longer.
We know you're delicious blueberry. Where are you from?
Well my ancestors are from Europe as well as here in the United States. What many people don't know is my family's history with Native Americans, they were the first people to use my great grandparents, grand cousins, great aunts and uncles in their lifestyle.
You're so proper blueberry, and very polite. Where do you get that trait from?
I went to finishing school in the South. We were taught to be polite, proper, and always a lady. Myself, I'm a cultivated lady. However, I have wild cousins who are much smaller in size than I am. Even though my wild cousins did not get the experience of going to etiquette class like I did, they are still very nice and very beautiful.
Do you have any goals, dreams, or aspirations that you'd like to tell us about?
I'm actually quite happy with my life at the moment. I would just like to be treated gently, and the best way to do that is to either enjoy me within a week of purchasing me, or in the freezer. I'm very happy in the freezer as long as I'm put in the there properly of course. One must always handle a special lady with care. I can last up to ten months or even a year in the freezer. See, I’m not afraid of commitment.
Would you like to tell everyone how you prefer to be frozen, since it sounds specific?
Oh, well yes of course. Thank you so much! Just place me, and of course my brothers and sisters, on a cookie sheet in one single layer. Don't bother to wash us before or we won’t freeze as well. Then, place the cookie sheet with us on it in the freezer. After we're successfully frozen, you can put us in a plastic bag and we'll stay happily frozen for a long time. Up to a year, as I mentioned earlier in fact.
Anything else you'd like to say?
A lady doesn't kiss and tell my dear.
For more on our blueberry friend, check out our Blueberry Fruit Facts.